I am going to bypass the traditional Valentine post today. A friend sent this to me in an email...it was tooo hilarious not to share with my friends. I am sure that some of you have heard some of them before.
Ducky Thought #1
Ducky Thought #1
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Ducky Thought #2
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relatative.
Ducky Thought #3
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Ducky Thought #4
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Ducky Thought #5
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?'
She hit me.
Ducky Thought #6
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Ducky Thought #7
Bumper sticker of the year: 'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'.
Ducky Thought #8
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Ducky Thought #9
Wouldn't you know it....Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Ducky Thought #10
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just go 'chunky dunk'.
Smile...Don't take life too serious....
Enjoy !!!
Those are really funny hee hee hee :)
ReplyDeleteHaha! Those are too funny. I love it! And I love your blog too.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by mine. :)
Loved numbers 7 and 9. Great list. Having a little trouble posting, hope this isn't a repeat--sorry!
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