Thursday, February 12, 2009

Ducky Thoughts


I am going to bypass the traditional Valentine post today. A friend sent this to me in an email...it was tooo hilarious not to share with my friends. I am sure that some of you have heard some of them before.

Ducky Thought #1
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Ducky Thought #2
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relatative.
Ducky Thought #3
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Ducky Thought #4
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Ducky Thought #5
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?'
She hit me.
Ducky Thought #6
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Ducky Thought #7
Bumper sticker of the year: 'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'.
Ducky Thought #8
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Ducky Thought #9
Wouldn't you know it....Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Ducky Thought #10
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just go 'chunky dunk'.

Smile...Don't take life too serious....

Enjoy !!!


3 comments:

  1. Haha! Those are too funny. I love it! And I love your blog too.
    Thanks for stopping by mine. :)

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  2. Loved numbers 7 and 9. Great list. Having a little trouble posting, hope this isn't a repeat--sorry!

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